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April 18th, 2011

Fic: Life of Syvek, Pt. 3

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Title: Life of Syvek, Pt. 3
Author: brown-polyester
Universe/Series: Star Trek: TOS
Rating: NC-17 at times
Relationship status: Established
Word count: 10,063 total; 2,633 this part
Genre: Humor, Fluff, Romance, Drama
Tropes: Kidfic, Family
Warnings: None
Additional Pairings: A little Syvek/OFC, but the kid's 2.5-ish, so... yeah...
Author's Notes: Part 3 has some (probably terrible) Vulcan words in it, so if you're a Vulcan scholar, let me know if it sucks. If you're not a Vulcan scholar, it's a good thing I put a translation in parentheses beside the Vulcan words!
Summary: “All children develop differently, at different rates,” McCoy told him, sighing. “I feel like we’ve had this discussion before. Numerous times. And the little hobgoblin has always proven me right. He always figures it out eventually, right?”

Sequel to Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training and The Continuing Education of Syvek Leonard Kirk.


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Fic: Life of Syvek, Pt. 2

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Title: Life of Syvek, Pt. 2
Author: brown-polyester
Universe/Series: Star Trek: TOS
Rating: NC-17 at times
Relationship status: Established
Word count: 10,063 total; 2,984 this part
Genre: Humor, Fluff, Romance, Drama
Tropes: Kidfic, Family
Warnings: None
Additional Pairings: A little Syvek/OFC, but the kid's 2.5-ish, so... yeah...
Author's Notes: Part 3 has some (probably terrible) Vulcan words in it, so if you're a Vulcan scholar, let me know if it sucks. If you're not a Vulcan scholar, it's a good thing I put a translation in parentheses beside the Vulcan words!
Summary: “All children develop differently, at different rates,” McCoy told him, sighing. “I feel like we’ve had this discussion before. Numerous times. And the little hobgoblin has always proven me right. He always figures it out eventually, right?”

Sequel to Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training and The Continuing Education of Syvek Leonard Kirk.


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Fic: Life of Syvek, Pt. 1

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Title: Life of Syvek, Pt. 1
Author: brown-polyester
Universe/Series: Star Trek: TOS
Rating: NC-17 at times
Relationship status: Established
Word count: 10,062 total; 4,451 this part
Genre: Humor, Fluff, Romance, Drama
Tropes: Kidfic, Family
Warnings: None
Additional Pairings: A little Syvek/OFC, but the kid's 2.5-ish, so... yeah...
Author's Notes: Part 3 has some (probably terrible) Vulcan words in it, so if you're a Vulcan scholar, let me know if it sucks. If you're not a Vulcan scholar, it's a good thing I put a translation in parentheses beside the Vulcan words!
Summary: “All children develop differently, at different rates,” McCoy told him, sighing. “I feel like we’ve had this discussion before. Numerous times. And the little hobgoblin has always proven me right. He always figures it out eventually, right?”

Sequel to Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training and The Continuing Education of Syvek Leonard Kirk.

 

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January 2nd, 2011

Title: The Continuing Education of Syvek Leonard Kirk, 3/3

Author: brown_polyester

Universe/Series: TOS

Rating:
NC-17 (at times)

Relationship Status:
Slash, Established (Establishing) Relationship

Word Count:
  3,680, this part

Genre:
Humor, Fluff, Romance

Tropes:
kidfic

Warnings:
None

Additional Pairings:
Bones/OFC/OFC mentioned

Summary:
More events in the life of Syvek Kirk and his parents, Jim and Spock. Sequel to Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training

Disclaimer:
I tried, but my bank account is too small.

Author Notes:
A/N: Just so y’all know, I decided that in my universe, they had a second five-year mission right after the first. I guess Kirk refused a promotion after five years as a captain or something. I just want Syvek to grow up on a ship with all our favorite Trek characters.

Part 1.     Part 2.

 

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Title: The Continuing Education of Syvek Leonard Kirk, 2/3

Author: brown_polyester

Universe/Series: TOS

Rating:
NC-17 (at times)

Relationship Status:
Slash, Established (Establishing) Relationship

Word Count:
  2,727, this part

Genre:
Humor, Fluff, Romance

Tropes:
kidfic

Warnings:
None

Additional Pairings:
Bones/OFC/OFC mentioned

Summary:
More events in the life of Syvek Kirk and his parents, Jim and Spock. Sequel to Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training

Disclaimer:
I tried, but my bank account is too small.

Author Notes:
A/N: Just so y’all know, I decided that in my universe, they had a second five-year mission right after the first. I guess Kirk refused a promotion after five years as a captain or something. I just want Syvek to grow up on a ship with all our favorite Trek characters.

Part 1.

 

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Part 3.

 

Title: The Continuing Education of Syvek Leonard Kirk, 1/3

Author: brown_polyester

Universe/Series: TOS

Rating:
NC-17 (at times)

Relationship Status:
Slash, Established (Establishing) Relationship

Word Count:
  3,301, this part

Genre:
Humor, Fluff, Romance

Tropes:
kidfic

Warnings:
None

Additional Pairings:
Bones/OFC/OFC mentioned

Summary:
More events in the life of Syvek Kirk and his parents, Jim and Spock. Sequel to Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training

Disclaimer:
I tried, but my bank account is too small.

Author Notes:
A/N: Just so y’all know, I decided that in my universe, they had a second five-year mission right after the first. I guess Kirk refused a promotion after five years as a captain or something. I just want Syvek to grow up on a ship with all our favorite Trek characters.

  

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Part 2.

December 8th, 2010

Title: Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training, Part 2

Author: brown_polyester

Universe/Series: TOS

Rating:
NC-17 (at times)

Relationship Status:
Slash, First Time

Word Count:
3,588, this part

Genre:
Humor, Fluff

Tropes:
kidfic, amtdi

Warnings:
None

Additional Pairings:
None

Summary:
When Kirk and Spock end up on a planet with an entirely male population, they wonder how the men manage to procreate. Then they find out.

Disclaimer:
I tried, but my bank account is too small.

Author Notes:
I LOVE kidfic, but I could do without Mpreg. So I came up with a way for Kirk and Spock to have a biological child without forcing one of them to take a feminine role in a same-sex relationship.


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Title: Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training, Part 1

Author: brown_polyester

Universe/Series: TOS

Rating:
NC-17 (at times)

Relationship Status:
Slash, First Time

Word Count:
7,389, this part

Genre:
Humor, Fluff

Tropes:
kidfic, amtdi

Warnings:
None

Additional Pairings:
None

Summary:
When Kirk and Spock end up on a planet with an entirely male population, they wonder how the men manage to procreate. Then they find out.

Disclaimer:
I tried, but my bank account is too small.

Author Notes:
I LOVE kidfic, but I could do without Mpreg. So I came up with a way for Kirk and Spock to have a biological child without forcing one of them to take a feminine role in a same-sex relationship.


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November 3rd, 2009

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Title: Spoon, Part 1
Author: brown_polyester
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: R, until further notice
Word Count: 740
Disclaimer: I tried, but they told me that I had to pay off my student loans first.
Summary: He was spooning Wilson.
Author Notes: It took me forever to figure out the cuts and whatnot. I eventually copied and pasted the actual text into the formatting of one of my previous posts. I took my laptop to work (school) with me so I could figure this out. Kids who are still in HS: can you imagine your teacher working on a House/Wilson fic at school? Can you imagine your teacher writing porny slash? It's hilarious to know that teachers act the same way you do when they're at home.



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June 4th, 2009

Title: Report Cards
Author: brown_polyester
Rating: G
Summary: Glimpses into the lives of our intrepid doctors (and a few others) as middle/high school age students...
Disclaimer: I tried, but they told me that I had to pay off my student loans first.
Author Notes: This is sort of a fic in that it has words. So I wrote these a while ago, and I've just found them, glimpses into the lives of our intrepid doctors (and a few others) as middle/high school age students. I decided to post them as images instead of just text. They're supposed to look like report cards that would be sent home to parents/guardians. They each state what grade level the student is in, but I've added the average age range for those of you who aren't familiar with the American education system. (You're lucky if you aren't familiar with it; it sucks).



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