airbrushing fantasy art on a life that's really kind of dull

Title: Report Cards
Author: brown_polyester
Rating: G
Summary: Glimpses into the lives of our intrepid doctors (and a few others) as middle/high school age students...
Disclaimer: I tried, but they told me that I had to pay off my student loans first.
Author Notes: This is sort of a fic in that it has words. So I wrote these a while ago, and I've just found them, glimpses into the lives of our intrepid doctors (and a few others) as middle/high school age students. I decided to post them as images instead of just text. They're supposed to look like report cards that would be sent home to parents/guardians. They each state what grade level the student is in, but I've added the average age range for those of you who aren't familiar with the American education system. (You're lucky if you aren't familiar with it; it sucks).



( Onward! )

So, I've finally finished all of the stupid junk I had to do to graduate. I am once more free to make fanvids. This is one that was about 75% done in February. I've been dying to get back to it, and now here it is! It is one of my finest, if I you don't mind my saying.
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So, I've finally finished all of the stupid junk I had to do to graduate. I am once more free to make fanvids. This is one that was about 75% done in February. I've been dying to get back to it, and now here it is! It is one of my finest, if I you don't mind my saying.

It's another Disney crack!vid, but the song is not (at least I don't think it is) very well known. It's from Pete's Dragon, and it is called "Boo Bop BopBop Bop."

Also, the mean copyright people have forced YouTube to take down 3 of my past videos. If you want these videos, send me a message with your email address. The three are:

House MD - Close To You
(The Carpenters)
House MD - Handle With Care
(The Traveling Wilburys)
House MD - I'll Make A Man Out Of You
(Disney's Mulan)

So here we are! Comment (either here or on YouTube) if you enjoy!

Title: If Someone Had Asked
Author: brown_polyester
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship (unless you're like me with the goggles and such)
Rating: PG-13 (to be safe)
Word Count: 380
Warning(s): Sort of post-ep for Frozen (4x11), so don't read unless you know the spoilers. This is nothing like my other (two) fics. No smut. No fluff. No PWP. Angst.
Disclaimer: I tried, but they told me that I had to pay off my student loans first.
Summary: If someone had asked House, he'd tell the person that he wanted to look out for Wilson...
Author Notes: I just can't stand it. I should be writing lesson plans, but I can't stop thinking about last night's episode. I was extra pissed. Still am. I feel like Squints. "Oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!"


( Onward, Secular Soldiers! )

Title: Just Curious
Author: brown_polyester
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17 (to be safe)
Word Count: 2122
Disclaimer: I tried, but they told me that I had to pay off my student loans first.
Summary: He had expected to see gay porn. He had expected to see a horrible collection of pictures and videos of hairy men having hairy butt sex. He had not expected to see thumbnails of videos that looked so erotically appealing.
Author Notes: Attempt dos at actually posting a fanfic. Do you still love me? Oh! And let me know if you want the links…

( Tally ho! )

Title: The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio
Author: brown_polyester
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I tried, but they told me that I had to pay off my student loans first.
Author Notes: I almost never read drabbles; I tend to prefer long stories. I randomly read one challenge a while back (created by anamatics?), and I had the perfect book. I bastardized the drabble concept because I'm really bad at succinctness. I'm still not used to doing lj cuts, so cross your fingers! (Actually, if you're reading this, it means that I posted it and it works, so you don't really need to cross your fingers at all... See what I mean with the whole lack of succinctness thing?)

( PWP! )